Special Team Promotions for 1987 

Due to the success of our "Unofficial" Promotions last year, the River Rats have 
expanded the program this year to include all teams. Unless otherwise noted these 
promotions will be in effect the 1st home game of every series when the designated 
team is in town. 

All pre-game events will be held at the Under-The-Hill Saloon, starting 3 hours before 
game time. 

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Antioch Paladins: (promotion will be moved to 2nd game of series if 1st is on a Sunday) 

Rosary Bead Night, bring a set of rosary beads and receive $2 off coupon for any other 
Home game. 

Apache Junction Animal Farmers: 

Come and enjoy the pre-game goat barbeque. We would have liked to continue Bubba Night where 
any one who has a valid driver's license or state id with the name "Bubba" on it gets free 
admission and a case of beer, but it cost us way too much money. 

Carmel Greyhounds: 

Bring a live rabbit for the Carmel mascot, former greyhound racer Santa's Little Helper. 
They will be turned loose on the field 2 hours before the game for his and your enjoyment. 

Carolina Vipers: 

Bring a live snake to the game and receive $1 off admission, $2 off if it is poisonous! 

Faribault Wild: 

Bring any wild animal (they must be non-rabid due to insurance and health regulations) 
and we will gladly fix them any way you like at designated concession stands. 

Hell's Minions: 

Bring proof that you are currently on parole or under indictment for any felony involving 
manslaughter, homicide, murder, etc. and enjoy a pre-game party with Jim Jones as the 
honorary bartender. 

Hong Kong Express: 

Come watch a Bruce Lee movie with us during pre-game. 

Iowa Stormraiders: 

Everyone in attendance receives a free can of corn and a stuffed sheep that says "Daaaaadddd!" 

Kyoto Samurai: 

Swords, we don't need no stinking swords! Show them what real southerners use by bringing 
your shotguns (ammo optional) and receive $.50 beers all night. We all know how well firearms and alcohol go together!!! 

Long Island Ducks: 

Bring a duck (preferably alive) and receive a buck off general admission. 

Maui Sting Rays: 

Bring a Don Ho record to be burned during the 7th inning stretch. 

Myrtle Beach Bums: 

Thong Bikini Night, any female age 16-25 who wears a thong bikini gets free admission at 
field level seats behind home plate. The upper deck behind home plate will be restricted 
to people over the age of 16 (the legal consent age in Mississippi). Doing the wave will 
be greatly encouraged. 

Nashville Nighthawks: 

Come dressed as an Elvis Presley impersonator and get all you can eat peanut butter and 
banana sandwiches during the game. 

Norfolk Tomcats: 

Since this promotion was so sucessful last year and didn't cost us much we will be continuing 
Family Full St of Teeth night where any family that comes to the game and they have a full set 
of teeth (32) between them gets free admission. No more than 6 family members may be included 
in the count. 

Quebec Frenchies: 

Bring a hockey stick to be donated to the Foundation to Eliminate Bi-Lingual Education and 
get a free Slushie. 

Slytherin Snakes: 

As a tribute to English everywhere (they were kind of on our side during the War of Northern 
Aggression), English brewed beers and Beefeater Gin will be 1/2 price. 

St Cloud Clockers: 

This one ain't gonna cost us much but if you have a valid Florida drivers license and proof 
(i.e. birth certificate) that shows you were born in Florida you get a free order of nachos. 

Warsaw Warriors: 

If you are from the South and can say Warsaw Warriors correctly 3 times fast after drinking 6 beers 
you get $2 off any general admission ticket. 

Wisconsin Jackalopes: 

Bring a jackalope and get a free cheese sandwich. 

We will also be continuing Stoli Absolut Nights - any night when pitcher Stoli Absolut starts, 
everyone in attendance at the game will receive a coupon good for 1 shot of Stoli or Absolut 
vodka at the Under-The-Hill Saloon for each strikeout he records. (must be 21 or older).