You May Be A Yankee If... 

*	The sound of Fran Drescher's voice doesn't bother you. 
*	You've watched the movie "Deliverance" and you're afraid to go on a camping 
	trip. Ever. 
*	For breakfast, you'd rather have potatoes than grits. 
*	You can name at least 4 hockey teams. 
*	You don't know what a moon pie is. 
*	You've never eaten Okra. 
*	You wonder why people in restaurants don't talk as loud as you do. 
*	You have never planned your summer vacation around a gun & knife show. 
*	You don't have any problems pronouncing "Worcestershire sauce" correctly. 
*	You've never had grain alcohol. 
*	You are familiar with all the rules to Lacrosse. 
*	You have no idea what a polecat is. 
*	You don't see anything wrong with putting a sweater on a poodle. 
*	You've never had bangs. 
*	You'd rather vacation at Martha's Vineyard than Six Flags. 
*	You don't have at least one can of WD-40 somewhere around the house. 
*	You would rather have your son become a lawyer than grow up to get his own TV 
	fishing show. 
*	You refer to two or more people as "you guys" instead of "y'all". 
*	You think more money should go to important scientific research at your 
	university than to pay the salary of the head football coach. 
*	You prefer a bagel over a donut. 
*	You don't know anyone with two first names (i.e. JoeBob, BillyBob, KayBob, 
	BobBob. 
*	You get freaked out when strangers in public talk to you. 
*	None of your fur coats are made with real fur. 
*	You don't know what a Piggly-Wiggly is. 
*	You think NASCAR stands for the North American Society for...(something) 
*	You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork. 
*	Your idea of a perfect meal is "Lahbsta and Clam Chawdah." 
*	You use the horn in your car more than once or twice a year. 
*	Everything you know about the Civil War you learned watching TV. 
*	You don't "reckon". 
*	You're not "fixin" to do anything.